I would like a bath. = I'd like to take a bath. = I'd like to have a sluice. 我想洗澡
He is taking a bath. 他正在洗澡
He has taken a bath. 他洗澡了
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He was pissed. 他喝醉了，喝多了。
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I would like to take a piss.
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would you like to have a sluice with a sexy wowan?
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I will take a piss before that I go to take a bath.
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